Look, Maw! I gots me an edumacation!

How did I never see this before?
I spent an untold number of years slaving away in hell, being slapped in the face repeatedly with "collateral" this and "upper division writing requirement" that, and "Special CSUN Section F requirements" plus "LASH/NON-LASH 60/40 rule *misery,*" and yet, somehow, with aaaaallll of that deep and penetrating education I received for the better part of a decade, I managed to miss this.
How??



A million thanks to J over at Internet Smoothie for pointing me in the right direction.

Y'know. To Northrigde.