BREAKING: Today's forecast will be HOT, with a 90% chance of poontang in your face

God bless ABC-7 News.

They're Number One in the LA market, and now it's easy to see why.

And it's not even because they're always first on the scene, have live traffic on abc7.com, or even because they have a FULL hour-long broadcast at 11am (NBC and CBS both sign off after 11:30; NBC segues into paid programming - times are tough at the Peacock).

No, it's because they tweet the weather on Twitter.

But instead of the forecast's corresponding link taking you to a green screen and digital images of the California Raisins' sun wearing shades, it takes you here. TWICE.





Blurred for your protection.
(You're welcome.)

Ohhh, and to think... ABC could've hired me instead of this person running the Twitter (who has an obvious propensity for porn... or you know, not proofreading) and will soooo obviously be fired. Oh well.

Click the link above for the real deal, in all it's NSFW glory.