Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label news. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

This Can Only End in Tears


It saddens me to put up this picture, to put up this post at all.


We L.A. natives are used to seeing a fair amount of police chases. The local news outlets are infamous for billing pursuits as *BREAKING NEWS,* and they follow, commentate on, and film these idiots being chased by helicopters and black & whites until the bitter end. Thankfully, the end that the typical chase meets isn't so bitter... The suspect usually gives up, or is spike stripped / pin maneuvered into submission, and is subsequently arrested. All is well in L.A., and now back to our regularly scheduled Judge Judy.

...That didn't happen tonight.

After a hugely bungled chase (on the collective part of the Pasadena and Covina PDs), the high/drunk/insane motorist ran red light after red light before eventually plowing directly into a car in a Covina intersection. It was horrific to watch.

I'll save you from having to find it on YouTube (unless you'd rather just bite the bullet), and share the particulars here: the chase started in Pasadena around 11pm and worked its way through the San Gabriel Valley. Newscasters said the driver was a DUI suspect, and though the car was registered in North Hollywood, they couldn't confirm if the driver was in fact the registered owner. They had between three and six squad cars in pursuit (depending on the stage of the chase) and a helicopter overhead - all pretty standard. Once the suspect entered West Covina, the Covina PD expressed an interest in using the pit maneuver to stop him... But by the time it was ok'd through proper channels, the suspect had driven out of Covina, and so the Covina PD essentially washed their hands of him. Some 20 minutes later, the suspect stopped the car, and for a few minutes it appeared that the chase might be coming to an end. At this point, the police had the perfect opportunity to either box in his vehicle or set up spike strips a little farther down the road, just in case he took off again... Which is exactly what happened. The police missed their opportunity, and instead of taking a proactive stance against this obviously unstable driver, they allowed him to continue on, running half-a-dozen (or more) red lights along the way. He eventually T-boned a little Mazda at 45-50mph just before midnight.

After the cars spun out and the suspect opened his door and kicked his dog out (??), he proceeded to resist arrest for the next 10 minutes. During this time, every officer on the scene tended to the suspect. Not one person looked after the dog that had run out into the street (and still hasn't been found, despite an effort by nearby residents), and - perhaps more importantly - not a single cop stopped to look into the innocent victim's mangled wreck. It was only after they had the suspect mildly subdued that one of them even bothered to check on the victim.

...And he didn't run to the victim's aid. Didn't appear to call for backup. Didn't try to pry open the car door. No. He shined his flashlight in through the cracked windshield, appeared to say something (apparently to the victim inside, who was unresponsive) and then sat back and waited for the fire department. When they arrived, the LAFD was equally as slow to respond, spending a good portion of the critical hour walking around the car and surveying the situation. An ambulance waited idly by.

One of the KCAL newcasters, perhaps reading my mind, inquired "maybe this is the wrong thing to say, but shouldn't there be some sort of, I don't know, expediency?" Yes, yes there should have been. But there wasn't. KCAL pulled back on their helicopter camera, and it became apparent they believed the victim was dead on impact, thus explaining the incredibly lackadaisical approach by the first responders. They cut the coverage off shortly thereafter.

Here's my question: even if you *think* someone didn't survive a crash, don't you make every effort to be quick & responsive and MAKE SURE??

As luck would have it, ABC and KNX-1070 have both reported that the victim miraculously survived... no thanks to the LAPD and LAFD.

The pursuit came to an end in Covina, where the suspect T-boned a car at the intersection of Puente Street and Barranca Avenue.

The condition of the victim, a woman, was not immediately known. However, police said she is believed to be alive.


KNX newsradio reported that the victim was brought to County USC Hospital - a good 30-40 minute drive from West Covina. I watched the CBS News feed on Ustream, and the ambulance drove on in silence; no sirens, no emergency lights. Despite optimistic reports to the contrary, I found the grim visual evidence sobering. If this person is in fact alive, it is truly a miracle... Especially considering that no one - from the cops, to the fire department, to the damn paramedics, hastened to save her.

. . .

I'm finding it hard to sleep tonight. My thoughts are with her family.



PS
If anyone reads this and has updates, feel free to tweet them at me, or post them here. Also, if anyone knows what became of the dog, I'd love to hear about it.

UPDATE:
(Tues 10:53am)
According to CBS News, the driver of the Mazda is in moderate condition -- she made it through the crash with a fractured neck and broken pelvis. The driver suspected of DUI has been identified -- Edgar Angarita, 45, who is being charged with felony evading. He's lucky that's ALL.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

BREAKING: Today's forecast will be HOT, with a 90% chance of poontang in your face

God bless ABC-7 News.

They're Number One in the LA market, and now it's easy to see why.

And it's not even because they're always first on the scene, have live traffic on abc7.com, or even because they have a FULL hour-long broadcast at 11am (NBC and CBS both sign off after 11:30; NBC segues into paid programming - times are tough at the Peacock).

No, it's because they tweet the weather on Twitter.

But instead of the forecast's corresponding link taking you to a green screen and digital images of the California Raisins' sun wearing shades, it takes you here. TWICE.





Blurred for your protection.
(You're welcome.)

Ohhh, and to think... ABC could've hired me instead of this person running the Twitter (who has an obvious propensity for porn... or you know, not proofreading) and will soooo obviously be fired. Oh well.

Click the link above for the real deal, in all it's NSFW glory.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Ultimate Transparency

At first glance, it would seem that Dennis Kucinich (D-OH)...




...and Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak



have very little in common.

But nice-guy personalities aside, they do share a single common bond: the man behind Apple and the congressman who eats the fruit both use Twitter to pander for votes... for dancing. The Woz for his bid on ABC's Dancing With the Stars, and Kucinich for his wife Elizabeth's bid on Cleveland's Dancing With the Stars.

We're used to hearing about celebrities moonlighting as (sometimes prolific) Twitterers; Mariah, Demi, Ashton, Diddy... I'm talking to you. But lest we not forget with whom it all started:


The Big O.


Yes, it was our very own President Barack Obama, who twittered (and Facebooked, MySpaced, and blogged) his way to the White House in 2008. With more than half-a-million followers under his belt, he is the most followed person on Twitter. Supporters and critics alike flocked to his tweets throughout the election - not only for news and information, but for unprecedented access to the man himself.

Consider this - back in the olden days of 2000 and 2004, the 160-character 'tweet' was but a sci-fi figment of our imaginations. If you wanted to kvetch to your congressman about how badly they were representing you in Washington, you had to write them through official channels. Maybe your letter might make it past Assistants 1-3, the Lead Adviser to the Congressman, and the Official Anthrax Tester, but even then there are no guarantees. Fearing all the red tape, how many Americans failed to even try to contact their leaders to voice their wants, needs and concerns? Enter the Senator from Illinois, backed by a very Web 2.0-savvy team, who fully took advantage of all the (free!) tools of social networks like MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter. Suddenly, the entire country was given free, instant, and constant access with the man running for the highest office in the land(!) And it wasn't just an illusion - Barack Obama actually read what people had to say, and aptly used FAQs, stories and ideas to help explain his own agenda. Time and time again, in the confines of only 160 characters, he was able to understand his constituents' questions and concerns, and distill his answers down for the LCD. And as a direct consequence of receiving constant information and access, people listened. They learned. They followed.

Now here we are, just three months since Obama took office, and having figured out the equation, other lawmakers are starting to jump on the bandwaggon.

Enter, TWEETCONGRESS!




Now everyone - including you! - can follow your Congressperson, Senator and Governor's every move! Not only moving towards a more transparent government, but a more transparent governing body - like in the literal, individual sense.

This is HUGE. With just a click and a scan, I can find out that Nancy Pelosi is "investing in women and children" at the same time that John McCain is congratulating Curt Schilling on his illustrious baseball career! Wow, thanks TweetCongress!

Coming soon to a Twitter near you: TweetSchoolteachers. TweetCalTrans. TweetVPutin! Everything will be transparent. It'll be like 1984, except we all get to be Big Brother, creating a positive checks-and-balances utopia...

Perhaps I'm reaching. But in this New Dawn of Possibilities, I can't help but feel like the sky's the limit.

Thanks, Big O.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Rant of the Year

Kids, have we learned nothing from the McCain/Letterman debacle of last year? ::le sigh::

The economy is bad. Vewy, vewwwy bad, and everyone knows it... Unless you're CNBC, of course... Then you just act like everything is citrus-colored rainbows and glitter & glitz.

But provided you live in the real world (and quite possibly have no job, no health insurance and are about to lose your home), you're well aware of how much things suck.

So is Jon Stewart - who was all set to take CNBC's Rick Santelli to task for opposing homeowner bailouts (while AIG exces lounge around St. Regis on the taxpayer's dime $100 bill)... Until CNBC and Santelli unceremoniously canceled on the Daily Show host at the last minute.

Note to self: DON'T piss off Jon Stewart. For he will come back at you with a seven (7!) minute top-of-the-show segment dedicated to ripping you a new one.

In the wake following the Jon-Stewart-Rick-Santelli beatdown, yesterday The Colbert Report ran with guest Jim Cramer, host of CNBC's "Mad Money." ...Awkward, much?

Leave it to Stephen Colbert to soften the blow with the liberal use of puppies and kittens.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

You ain't my bitch, N****, buy your own damn fries!


Ohhh President Obama.
I always knew I loved you.

Seriously, I've had a crush on Mr. Obama for years. And not just for his style, undeniable coolness, wry intelligence and brilliant oratory... But for his politics, his passion, his dedication, and his unwavering resolve. Seriously, I'm with the 2,634 Americans who name Obama their personal hero -- above God, Reagan, Ghandi, Martin Luther King Jr., and (apparently) even Jesus. The way he's grabbed this country since taking office and tried to steer it from sliding further into the 7th circle of hell is awe inspiring. Unlike someone who ended an almost-15-year radio show yesterday with the self-important song Joe Jackson song "I'm the man" (refer to the 1st stream, and find the 25.30 timecode), Barack Obama really *is* the MAN.

Obama is *the* MAN. Period. So long as he continues to do his job well, he can basically do no wrong. He could probably even curse a blue streak and win a Grammy for it.

Oh wait, he DID. In 2005, for his audio-book reading of Dreams From My Father.

It is worth noting, however, that the then-Senator was imitating his (dare we say, colorful?) friend Ray, and was only swearing in the context of that imitation.

But it's still *definitely* worth listening to.

And now, thanks to some digging by the illustrious Erin of News Me Baby, we can hear our cooler-than-thou Prez actually use words that would make Mamaw from North Carolina blush.

Enjoy.

Friday, February 20, 2009

The little FM station that couldn't


It's a sad day, my friends... For today marks the official death of talk radio in Los Angeles. Today at 5pm, CBS will be pulling the plug on KLSX - better known as 97.1 FM TALK. Adam Carolla, Teresa Strasser, Frosty Stilwell, Heidi Hamilton, Frank Kramer, Tim Conway Jr., Danny Bonaduce, and that bastion of integrity Tom Leykis will all cease to be heard on LA radio.

The business of radio is not always kind to the people whom it employs - it feels like it was just yesterday when KYSR's Jamie White, Jack Heine and Mike Roberts (aka Jamie, Jack and Stench) were conspicuously yanked off of 98.7's airwaves with no explanation. No goodbye. No "best-of" wind-down series for the affiliates. No contract buy-out for the talent. Nada. Ouch.

Unlike Clear Channel, CBS has been classy enough to give the talent two days to say goodbye to the listeners, and I've been faithfully plugged in listening. Yesterday, Leykis took the opportunity to thank his fans for their continued loyalty for more than 10 years, and, in a surprising show of humility, he exalted the brass at CBS as Great Employers who have always looked out for him - and have subsequently taken care of him nicely... Quite nicely, or so he alluded.

...And just how nicely are they taking care of good ol' Tom? Are they doing so well by him that the whole radio station went down in flames as a result? Could 97.1 have been saved if it weren't for the greediness of Tom Leykis?

Yes, if you ask Frank Kramer. In a gloves-off broadcast this afternoon, the second 'F' of Frosty, Heidi, and Frank blasted the misogynistic afternoon-drive host, saying

Tom Leykis KILLED this radio station. We were all asked to take a pay cut, and *everyone* said 'Ok, we'll bend. We'll follow in the footsteps of Barack Obama and do our part. We'll all take a pay cut to save this station.' And guess who WOULDN'T. So when you listen to his last two hours tonight about how much he loves the listeners and all that bullcrap, just know - he doesn't care about them; he never did. I don't care WHAT he says - that man killed this station. He is responsible.


Forgive me if you were also listening and find that what I've written here isn't 100% verbatim Frank's quotes - it's hard to transcribe when three people are talking at once - but this was the sentiment, the gist, the overall feeling of anger and hatred that poured out from the stereo speakers. He was serious. This was no radio shtick; no silly-DJ banter on the last day. Frank. Was. Pissed. For their part, Heidi and Frosty did their best to steer Frank back on the 'hey, we're on to better things' bandwagon - though they did divulge that they agreed to take pay cuts to save the station, as would Carolla.

For what it's worth, Frank eventually broke down in tears over the death over their show and station, and called everyone (Tom included) "family." ...But wow. Just plain wow. I guess if this is true - and the station could have had a reprieve if Leykis would've agreed to a pay cut - then that makes him the selfish, neglectful and arrogant father of the "family." And if it's *not* true, then Leykis will have a chance to clear the air and defend himself at 3pm.

I worry for the future of radio.


**UPDATE**

At 3pm, Leykis took a moment to address Frank's accusations, and his defense can basically be summed up in two words: "prove it." Tom ended it by musing that maybe Frank was just "jealous" of his contract and security in life, and then condescendingly offered Frank the opportunity to use his bandwidth for the FHF podcast, in exchange for "working on [his] ranch planting tomatoes and possibly grapes." Wow.

 
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